job application: describe your most recent leadership role
me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me
2 years ago
employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?
me: probably just like who I am as a person
2 years ago

kjapasmixedboyfriend:

feisar:

2017 were all gonna stop posting self deprecating and “I wanna die” memes

you’ll have to pry my morbid coping mechanisms from my cold, dead hands

2 years ago
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